Download The Chaser Quarterly: Issue 7 –


The Chaser

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Forget Baby Love. The Chaser has written the definitive guide to parenting in the modern age. Jam packed with 100 pages of spurious information. Including-

– Why you shouldn’t become a parent in the first place?
– How to get pregnant- turning sex into something dull and lifeless
– Pregnancy Wine Guide
– 9 months of bliss- one woman’s infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancy
– Who needs sleep- The first six months
– The Toddler Years- A guide to making money on Instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your child
– Pre-school- An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the work
– Primary School age- The Best (Drug-Free) Years of Their Life
– High School- How to Apply for Special Consideration
– Will They Ever Move Out? A Guide to Your Child’s 20s and 30s.
– Middle-Age- Why everything wrong with their lives is your fault

Also includes a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament, to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps!

Download The Chaser Quarterly: Issue 7 –


The Chaser

  PDF ebook

Download The Chaser Quarterly: Issue 7 –


The Chaser

EPUB ebook